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Daphne. Ask me something.

8 hours ago538,609 plays
WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

bombing:

i came out tonight to get attacked and honestly i am having such a fun time right now

liompayne:

"what did u do all day?"

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girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
fstw:

vuls:

Jenny Holzer - Truisms

fstw:

vuls:

Jenny Holzer - Truisms